Transgenarianism finally hits the mainstream

Earlier I posted about a Transgenarian teenager who was discriminated against simply because his self-identified age was inconsistent with his biological age.

Transgenarianism is hitting the mainstream these days, though, so he should finally get the respect he deserves. How mainstream? Target store now extending senior’s discounts to those who self-identify as older than 60. The news story explains…

It’s yet another bold display of progressive policies for the company, which confirmed it will now extend the generous discount based on “customers’ age identity,” which cashiers will trust each patron to disclose truthfully.

For those who don’t share my bizarre sense of humor, no this is not really news.

This is satire.

For now, at least.