Transgenarian high school student arrested; public protests ensue

You may have heard the story of the 30-year-old man posing as a 17-year-old high school student and playing basketball on their team. Jonathon Nicola was arrested.

The “trans” community immediately leaped to his defense, protesting that¬†he should not be discriminated against simply because he is transgenerian.

You may not have heard of the term “transgenarian” but the concept is quite simple. Some people self-identify as having a birth year that differs from the birth year assigned to them at birth. This is by no means the first such case. Stefonknee Wolscht was a 52 year old husband and father from Ontario before he realized he was actually a six-year-old girl. He was both trans-gender, and trans-genarian; his self-identified gender didn’t match his assigned sex, and his self-identified age didn’t match his assigned birth year.

In the case of Jonathon Nicola, his self-identified gender and assigned sex do match, but his self-identified age and his assigned birth year do not match. He is transgenarian.

Hence the public outcry at his arrest; how could the border officials be so insensitive? This is 2016, after all. We need to be accepting of all people’s self-identification.

No, I am not serious. Nobody came to his defense. Transgenarianism is not considered a legitimate form of “trans” yet, hence the silence.

But, it will be; give it time.